the very sad and dying sound of a classroom when the teacher tries to get them all to say something together
The Last of Us movie is here! Screen Gems will adapt Naughty Dog’s award-winning action adventure game!
in house tyrell they don’t say “i love you”, they plot to have you married off to one of their siblings for its political benefits and i think that’s kind of beautiful
why don’t tv writers realize there are better storylines than cheating and death
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
as a girl, I can confirm this is 100% true
if you feel angry about adults talking shit about young people remember that when michelangelo finished la pieta and it was showed to the pope and the cardinals they thought there was no way someone so young (he was 24) could have been able to do it and that obvsly it was made by someone much older and that michelangelo took credit for it. ok, so michelangelo ,who heard what they said, sneaked in the vatican at night, rISKING HIS LIFE, and literally fucking carved ‘i was made by michelangelo’ on the virgin’s clothes